Sunday, April 19, 2009

Jacks and Kings Presents: The good, the bad and the ugly (our style)

The Good: This one is an easy one. This past week citizens took action and stood up against the endless free spending federal government. The “Tea Parties” across the nation were an inspiration, a blast from the past even. People uniting across the nation to say to the “elected” politicians…..hey you work for us…..stop wasting our money! But leave it to the Government to label these people extremist and their media to spin it….ridiculous! Absolutely ridiculous! I salute all the American citizens that stood up and said enough is enough. This is your right to do as an American citizen grated to you by our constitution written by our founding fathers who knew what tyranny was all about. They knew there might be a day when this would happen again and wrote in our constitution our right to speak out with freedom of speech. As sad as it is, that day has arrived. Our government is corrupt and power hungry and will demonize anyone who stands in their way. It’s time to throw those bastards out when election time comes and retake this country. It’s time to put term limits on congress and the senate. Those cats are getting fat and don’t care about the people who elected them. Way to go Tea Baggers! And if you wanna put a sexual spin on that….fine by me….I actually don’t find one of them appealing enough to do that to. I do find a few appealing that I’d like to donkey punch.

The Bad: There is a long list to choose from but I’m going to pick on the Free Credit Report Ass Clowns. Where did they find these 3 annoying losers at? Is Free Credit Report hard up enough that they drove around L.A. Neighborhoods looking for garage bands to hire. My God! I wear out the mute button on my TV every time one of these stupid commercials comes on. To me they rank up there with the Sham-wow dude and Billy Mayes infomercials. I know when I see three losers riding around singing in a car about checking your credit…I just want to run to the pc and check….after all these three losers are using it. Please….Free Credit Report…fire your advertising company and these morons and hire someone else…..you could hire Jacks and Kings. I could fart out a better commercial on the toilet that what you’re currently paying for. Drop us an email if you want to hire us. We will do the first one for free.

The Ugly: Bud Selig (MLB Baseball Commissioner) - In today’s time when corporations lose money, embezzle or just mismanaged someone has to go. Isn’t that right? Isn’t that the way our system works. You do a bad job….you’re gone. Well, not in baseball. In baseball you can have a steroids controversy year after year. Appear before congress and weasel out of it and somehow keep moving along as if nothing ever happened (to you of course Mr. Selig). You have the players take the fall. You have players defending themselves even the innocent ones. Yes, they were cheating by doing the steroids. But in a system that Mr. Selig was the commissioner of, he knew what was going on and did nothing of it….Until…..the zit got so big it busted all over the mirror. Well, that zit is still infected, and it will be until this moron is out of baseball. Thanks Bud for giving us an era of baseball with an asterisk on it. When players from your era are elected to the Hall of Fame Bud, people are going to wonder….were they on the “juice” or “cream”. It’s time for baseball to fire him and get some new blood for our national past time. It’s time to take one of the greatest games ever and restore it to where it belongs.

No comments:

Post a Comment